Poop Ornaments

I was walking home through the Cedar Hill Golf Course and noticed a number of 'ornaments' adorning the bushes along the chip trail.

It seems people have figured out the pick-up-yer-dog-poop part, but haven't quite mastered the and-throw-it-in-the-garbage part because what was adorning the bushes were bags of poop. Some were blue, some white, but none were worthy of decorating a bush with.

Sure, some of the bags are bio-degradable, but that is so they don't fill up the landfills. It is not, at least, not in my opinion, free license to chuck them into the woods.

In the poop chuckers defense, I'm sure the bushes were covered in leaves and stood a lot taller and fuller at the time...perfect places for crap stashing. The bushes are now a mere shadow of their former selves after the huge snowfall we had this winter.

So, the lesson of the day: After picking up yer dog poop, put it in the garbage. That also goes for all the other stuff you don't want anymore.